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I haven't talked to DMR in eons!! Thought maybe I'd hear from him around mushroom time but didn't. I want to go hit that 4 day float we did a couple of years back and take the boy this time....he'd love it!! I think DMR says by first part of June is about the best for fishing, and I cna't make that ...

On Highway 87 about 15 miles south of California, MO (or 5 miles north of Eldon). I'm an O-fficial employee this year. A friend asked if I wanted to work one of the gates for awhile....don't have to pay the $5 entry fee, free t-shirt ($25) and she'd hook me up with some free drinks when I got off wo...

This Saturday...just like the first Saturday in June every year.....is the annual Testicle Festival in Olean, MO or in DMR-speak "The Nutmuncher's Ball". If you don't have anything going on and looking for something to do, c'mon down to Olean, MO and have a ball! :headbange :headbange :hea...

Thank you to all our servicemen and women...past, present and future!

I want to know Snowflake's answer!!

Hell, Warmouth is west of me too....so just pick me up on the way through too!!


Who doesn't love a good ho goin' down?

It's been a very bad fall/winter for this fool. But I'm starting to shake some of that chit off and break the funk I've been in.....I'm thinking some crappie fishing and mushroom hunting will do that. if not....I'm sure a good drunk on the April float trip will. How'd we end up with the all the slac...

This will be 20-some years for our annual April Float trip....last Saturday in April @ Ho-Humm....some of the slackin' mofo's from this board should show up some time!!

I'm not willing to go as far as "hooking up" with you like the snake is, but I'm always up for a meal and a cold drink. JC or Columbia makes no difference to me if I can make it work with kiddo's schedule.

Glad to hear it's going okay Hobbs. look at it this way, if you had to move to one of Missouri's Coasts, the left coast sure beats the armpit to the right! LOL!! Check out that biker BBQ joint out around the racetrack and let me know if it's any good. Was going to try it out when I brought the kiddo...

Anyone going to fight the masses to see the game in person this weekend?

Bow fishing point... BRILLIANT!! Can I film that hunt??

If you're hunting from the road by your house, you have to start the clock when you walk out your door. If you're hunting more than 10 miles from your house, the clock starts when you exit the truck.....or the arrow breaks the plane of the window. A little more advice.....since you didnt specify met...

That's it? That's the best you got?? My 5 year old has better comebacks than that. That's just sad.

Samcro plays a pretty good a-hole on an internet board, but the idea of a yuppie like him using samcro as a screen name just befuddles me. Soccer fans?? What are those?