Nothing against them furiners but...

[Swamp_Fox]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex..!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women..!"

[Swamp_Fox]

A lion in the zoo was lying the sun licking its ass when a visitor
turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it ?

"No way,? said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the
zoo.
Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and
completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it
lying there licking its ass?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."