Well there goes my plans for the weekend.

[Rafe Hollister]

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan





Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website



Yaakov Lappin Published: 10.04.06, 19:55









Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.





Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"







"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a haram (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a haram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

[Triton X2]

What if one in his harem runs the place by hand?

[Rafe Hollister]

Let me consult my Imam about that one, Triton.

[Triton X2]

Rafe, I actually got that one.



Bet they wouldnt have on MWT, though.

[hobiecat]

How do you not intend to masturbate when you're masturbating?

[BornBad]

Kinda goes with what God told us a few months back, Hobbs. The act of, is not a sin. It's all them thoughts of bouncin balloons, wet beavers and round jiggly fart boxes, while in the act of, that is the sin.

It appears that there is a catch 22 on masturbating with most relegions. That catch is thinking.

[Warmouth]

BornBad said:
and round jiggly fart boxes

No chit!?!

[BornBad]

No chit. They got to be 'lil jiggly, when I'm trying not to think about them

[GoGop]

Thinking about your own wife that way isn't wrong.