Critter ???
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Critter ???
Anyone know of minks being in Central MO? I checked the MDC website and distribution shows Missouri, but also says they are scarce.
I saw a road kill critter this weekend that looked unusual, so I went back and checked it out. It was a little messed up but didn't look like an otter. Best I can tell it was a young mink.
I saw a road kill critter this weekend that looked unusual, so I went back and checked it out. It was a little messed up but didn't look like an otter. Best I can tell it was a young mink.
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OF,I can't think of a part of Mo.that I haven't seen 'em.
You must have some seriously blurred vision when you go on a float. I see tons of 'em when I'm on a float.
Iffin you get close to a critter,and it resembles a mink,and smells much worse that the North end of a Southbound skunk,it's a mink.
You must have some seriously blurred vision when you go on a float. I see tons of 'em when I'm on a float.
Iffin you get close to a critter,and it resembles a mink,and smells much worse that the North end of a Southbound skunk,it's a mink.
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DMR - Don't think I've seen any minks while floating, but have seen some otters, a few jugs and even a couple of beavers .
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Minks are over rated anyway. You're better off with the beavers.
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Had a mink not more than 10 feet from our passing canoe, standing on a log in the middle of the river. Big summbeotch too. Pretty cool
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Big minks are fine. I can't say the same about beavers.
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When you say " hello " to a beaver, then hear a " hello " in echo. That would be a beaver to just turn and walk away from, cause you ain't winning that battle.
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Answering cervix
That's so wrong. Funny as hell, but still wrong!!
Anything that's big enough for me to holler into ain't for me...and I don't even have to wait to see if there's an echo to know that!!
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LOL!!!
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My dad taught me that there are only two kinds.
Big ole' good ones,
and good ole' big ones.
Big ole' good ones,
and good ole' big ones.
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tie a rope to me boys, I'm going in.
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Think "sleeping bag". Crawl right in and you'll look like this
.. he likes to shoot a man in the throat just to see his head wobble before he hits the ground
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It's kinda like I what I used to tell this ol'girl...
I may not be knockin the bottom outta it, but I'm rubbin the hell outta the sides!
I may not be knockin the bottom outta it, but I'm rubbin the hell outta the sides!
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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I'd believe that were true ifn' it weren't for the fact that all gals down that direction weren't easy as pie. I mean, they generally start aroun age 10 down in SWMO.
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