What I saw this weekend
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Dave - No offense, but MOCraig and I wanted to be up front with you, so there wouldn't be any misunderstanding.
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Just rent a hooker, they don't talk back near as much as LA does. Other than that, I'm not surprised it takes two of you guys to accomplish what one normal man can.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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I'm not surprized it takes two of you guys to accomplish what one normal man can.
@ Dave - That could be the funniest line you've had yet.
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Like I said, if either one of you were man enough, you could go it alone, but using the buddy system is popular with the retards.
BTW MOC, how's your wife and my baby comming along?
BTW MOC, how's your wife and my baby comming along?
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If you're trying to compete with me, I'd suggest you two find a way to tie your peckers together side by side, otherwise LA is sure to be disapointed with your puny equipment.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Dave - Answer the question, MOCraig or me?
We're trying to get this setup for the very near future, so we can schedule time, location, lighting etc...
We're trying to get this setup for the very near future, so we can schedule time, location, lighting etc...
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I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
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I have clearly stated my opinions. Neither one of you could satisfy a women on your own, and now you want my advice on what would help you two look decent on a sex film. Fine, get some masks, and triple dose on enzyte (sp?)until your "manhood" would be visible to the naked eye.
Let me know when you've accomlished this, I will then give you further instructions, since sex is so far out of your areas of knowldge.
Let me know when you've accomlished this, I will then give you further instructions, since sex is so far out of your areas of knowldge.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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It's the stuff they advertise on TV.
I just about went a little too far with the insults on this one.
I just about went a little too far with the insults on this one.
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A bald eagle.
Lots of other fishermen in fast "get the heck out of my way boats"
Lots of other fishermen in fast "get the heck out of my way boats"
NIGORNOMUS is Here!
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Daffy, STFU. I am enjoying watching the retarded exchange verbal jabs, while LA and I enjoy a post sex smoke.
McLintock, great party, but no whiskey. We go home.
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Daffy said:
A bald eagle.
Lots of other fishermen in fast "get the heck out of my way boats"
Huh??
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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You guys can believe what you want, but it's pretty obvious that neither one of you will be first. Fourth is about as good as you can get, since 2 times isn't enough to satisfy my needs.
So what names are you and the wife thinking of naming my kid MOC?
So what names are you and the wife thinking of naming my kid MOC?
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What the FARK is going on here?!?!
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