Man of the House

[LadyAngler]

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied,

"The f*cking funeral director would be my guess."

[Outdoorsfool]

Is this a nonfiction story?

[LadyAngler]

Perhaps inspired by actual events.

[Outdoorsfool]

...or possibly just a prediction of future events.

[CuppedAndCommitted]

Hey LA, When is it time for pie.

[LadyAngler]

Frankly, CC, I'm scared of your wife.

[Warmouth]

[CuppedAndCommitted]

LA, Unless you tell her you be home by a certain time, and then decide to go duck huntin' some place else and get home 6 hours later, she's a softy.



But she can't make a pie.