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Post by LadyAngler » November 18th, 2005, 2:24 pm

Well, I'm just wondering what a girl should wear on a big fancy deer hunt, especially if I am gonna get mounted too. Wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions. Any suggestions?!?
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Post by Great White Hunter » November 18th, 2005, 2:27 pm

Wear the outfit that you wear when I come over.
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Post by Outdoorsfool » November 18th, 2005, 2:28 pm

Seems to me if you're planning on getting mounted you would WANT wardrobe malfunctions.
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Post by Warmouth » November 18th, 2005, 2:35 pm

Split crotch panties and chaps. Put some hunter orange on and call it good.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » November 18th, 2005, 2:39 pm

Webers Camo Leather Goods - Camouflage Baby Doll Top Set in Mossy Oak Break-Up?

Mossy Oak Break Up comes in several types of fabric, but the newest is NYLON!! All hunters love to go out in their camo and what better way than to come home to it. Mossy Oak Break Up and Black nylon.
Wilderness Dreams? lingerie is made with polyester interlock knit fabric for a soft, silky feel. The Baby Doll two-piece set comes with a top and pantie.

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Of course, you'll need some blaze orange to go with it, but this should be nice.
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Post by RB » November 18th, 2005, 2:49 pm

Rafe, you seem to know a lot about ladies wear. Is there something you would like to tell us. LA, whatever you come up with have good knee protection. The floor in most blinds is wood or hard ground. If you should find yourself kneeling, maybe that's the only shot you can take, you don't want to flinch with the recall.

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Post by Rafe Hollister » November 18th, 2005, 2:59 pm

rainbow said:
Rafe, you seem to know a lot about ladies wear. Is there something you would like to tell us.

Sure.
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Post by LadyAngler » November 18th, 2005, 3:05 pm

Camo undies...check
Knee pads.....check
Chaps.........check
Blaze Orange...... hmmmmmmm
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Post by LadyAngler » November 18th, 2005, 3:12 pm

Rafe Hollister said:

A man that won't buy his wife undergarments or feminine hygiene products is not secure in his masculinity.


Yep, nothing says masculine like an armload of tampons. Image
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Post by RB » November 18th, 2005, 3:14 pm

Rafe if you are so fugging secure in you masculinity why did you get so defensive. All you had to say was you bought this kind of stuff for Mrs. H. By the way do you try it on first?

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Post by Anonymous Coward » November 18th, 2005, 3:16 pm

Rainbow - Rafe is trying to lead you astray. Don't fall for it. Mrs. H. wears the pants in the family. Of course he tries it on first, because HE is the one that ends up wearing it!

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Post by Outdoorsfool » November 18th, 2005, 3:18 pm

Image Image I distinctly remember JimDog saying he fixed this place so that couldn't happen anymore. Looks like I broke it! Image
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Post by RB » November 18th, 2005, 3:22 pm

OK, enough bullchit. LA asked a serious question and let's stay on task and help her. No way is her checklist complete even though she has made a good start. I was going to suggest camo garters and fishnets. Maybe she could borrow the PS's maid outfit.

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Post by CuppedAndCommitted » November 18th, 2005, 3:25 pm

I was gonna buy some of that stuff for Mrs. C&C, but I can't find anything in MAX4HD.
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Post by RB » November 18th, 2005, 3:45 pm

C&C, my MIL can make it for you. We will get the material and I will come over and measure the Mrs. for size and we'll get em sewed up. We will give you the ODM discount of course.

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