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[Warmouth]

Is Ranger showing yet? How are her nipples? Are they sore?

[PoisonSnake]

I've changed my mind and decided she's really pretty cute. When she has pups, I'll take all you have & pay double what you're asking.

[Rafe Hollister]

She ain't looking too pregnant yet. Mrs. Hollister & I were discussing that this weekend. Maybe Apache is shooting blanks & we should get our money back on the bad semen.

[hobiecat]

Heck, I thought he was talkin bout LR??!

[Rafe Hollister]

That's awful nice of you, PS, but we want the pups to go to a good home. I appreciate the offer, though.

[PoisonSnake]

Rafe Hollister said:
That's awful nice of you, PS, but we want the pups to go to a good home. I appreciate the offer, though.

[Great White Hunter]

I'll take one of the pups, Rafe. I only have one condition, you pay me to take one of those ugly mutts.

[Rafe Hollister]

Well, I know you've all been staying awake nights wondering about the pups. It appears as if Baum's Blue Bonnie did not conceive. We'll try it again around September.

[Warmouth]

Get her into some real action. That old dog was on his last leg and shooting blanks.

[LadyAngler]

So, basically you paid bucks to get her cherry popped. Nice. You all are great parents!!!

[Rafe Hollister]

Yeah, most parents have to pay for a prom dress to do that for their kids.