Women, know your limits

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Women, know your limits

Post by BornBad » October 23rd, 2006, 11:54 pm

I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear

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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Big John » October 24th, 2006, 1:10 pm

THAT'S RIGHT! So sit there and SHUT UP!!!!

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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Swamp_Fox » October 24th, 2006, 5:53 pm

And be happy about it..... Image
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by BornBad » October 24th, 2006, 11:51 pm

Be happy about it after my beer is fetched Image
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Outdoorsfool » December 6th, 2006, 11:04 am

Better watch it BB:
Man shot to death over warm beer, police say

Published: Tuesday, December 5, 2006 10:58 PM CST

ST. LOUIS (AP) ' A St. Louis man was shot to death by his wife after giving her a can of warm beer, police said.
The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released.
The woman was taken into custody. The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer. The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.

Information from: St. Louis Post-Dispatch, www.stltoday.com.
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by LadyAngler » December 6th, 2006, 5:16 pm

For crap's sake... it's cold out. The bastard could have at least chilled the beer. Serves him right! Image
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Big John » December 6th, 2006, 5:57 pm

Yeah! Now the Dumb bit-ch will have to get her own beer! After prison that is.

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Post by Rafe Hollister » December 6th, 2006, 6:13 pm

Warm or not, she's justified in shooting him for serving her Stag.
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Warmouth » December 6th, 2006, 6:41 pm

Rafe has the correct answer. Besides, a warm can of Stag should be served with a swift kick the the gash. Apparently the old man left that out.
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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by Big John » December 6th, 2006, 8:23 pm

That is for sure he didn't train her right form the begining. Every morning he should have taken her to the top of the stairs and knocked her down them and, every night the same thing after 2 months of that she should go to the top and jump if not get rid of her and start over!

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Re: Women, know your limits

Post by BornBad » December 13th, 2006, 9:34 pm

I just know someday I am gonna blast a fart at the table and end up in a headline of such Image
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