Energize Your Internal Chakras and Make Me a Sandwich

[Swamp_Fox]

Pronto!

Your body, according to Yoga philosophy, has seven Chakras or centers of spiritual energy, and the sooner you connect meaningfully with these powerful areas in your body, the sooner it will begin to dawn on you that my sandwich isn’t going to make itself. Your Chakras hold powerful memories, such as those of sandwiches you’ve made for me in the past. Use them--properly attuning yourself to the connection points between your physical body and your energy body is the first step towards getting your ass in the kitchen. Awaken the power and potential others like myself see in you, and you will see it is entirely within your abilities to find me some chips to go with that.

And remember, you can cut it sideways or diagonally—rely on your own intuitive instincts; you are the boss!--just bring it to me, chop-chop.

[RB]

I call boolchit on that one SF.