Brandy Making

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El Indio
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Brandy Making

Post by El Indio » September 25th, 2009, 9:36 am

I searched this forum and find no brandy making instructions. How Man?
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Tuco » September 25th, 2009, 9:41 am

I could go for a bottle of wine, it's good for the digestion.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Padro » September 25th, 2009, 9:45 am

Tequila.. Is all that need be said.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by redrum » September 27th, 2009, 7:04 am

Padro, check your messages. I have some work for you.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by El Indio » September 28th, 2009, 9:30 am

For a man cave, this place is dead. Where is that brandy making gringo?
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Bandito » September 28th, 2009, 12:09 pm

WTF, is up with all these limp-wristed maricones??!
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Jose » September 28th, 2009, 12:30 pm

Bandito, your avatar is all messed up. You should get it fixed.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by RB » September 28th, 2009, 12:46 pm

Bandito wrote:WTF, is up with all these limp-wristed maricones??!
Geez, how many names are you going to post under??????????
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Jose » September 28th, 2009, 2:52 pm

El Indio, I do not know much about brandy. But I do have a hooch recipe I picked up.

Clean your toilet real good. Pour in warm water, add fruits, fruit juices, raisons, tomatoes, yeast, and as much sugar as you can get. If sugar is not on hand, powdered drink mixes or even ketchup packets will do the trick. Ok, In lockdown, yeast may be difficult to obtain so use molded bread. Close the lid and keep it shut. Three days is enough, but allow more time if you can.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by RB » September 28th, 2009, 3:34 pm

Jose wrote:El Indio, I do not know much about brandy. But I do have a hooch recipe I picked up.

Clean your toilet real good. Pour in warm water, add fruits, fruit juices, raisons, tomatoes, yeast, and as much sugar as you can get. If sugar is not on hand, powdered drink mixes or even ketchup packets will do the trick. Ok, In lockdown, yeast may be difficult to obtain so use molded bread. Close the lid and keep it shut. Three days is enough, but allow more time if you can.
Drinkin chit like that is why most of you messicans only get to be 5'3" tall and die before 60.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Outdoorsfool » September 28th, 2009, 3:37 pm

http://www.duckhuntingmexico.com/ :flippa:

PM me your green card # and I'll give you the recipe after it's been verified. thumb2:
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by El Indio » September 28th, 2009, 4:21 pm

Green card? That’s bullshit man. Man cave my ass, just a bunch of wanna be posers circle jerking each other over animal carnage. I have dozens of cousins who have web access from various community centers across the nation. We’ll get this forum jumping latino style, Ese.

Ah, come on man, just give me the recipe for brandy. Don’t make me a hater, man. ‘Just post it up, even Jose put up his best.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by Padro » September 28th, 2009, 10:05 pm

You gonna beg like a little beetch, Indio?


Jose, you forgot the last step, Ese. You have to strain the hooch through a clean sock man. :stick:
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by El Indio » September 29th, 2009, 6:09 am

Padro, don't call me a beetch man. You don't wanna go there with me man.
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Re: Brandy Making

Post by RB » September 29th, 2009, 2:47 pm

El Indio wrote:Green card? That’s bullshit man. Man cave my ass, just a bunch of wanna be posers circle jerking each other over animal carnage. I have dozens of cousins who have web access from various community centers across the nation. We’ll get this forum jumping latino style, Ese.

Ah, come on man, just give me the recipe for brandy. Don’t make me a hater, man. ‘Just post it up, even Jose put up his best.
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