Machete

[De Jesus]

I had two real good ones a relative picked up for me on his way through Honduras, made by people who use them everyday. I let my cousin borrow them, now that cockroach is nowhere to be found and I need to find a good one before harvest, you know. Any of you amigos know of a local merchant that can get me a cherry deal on a good one?

[Padro]

I have the two Cortes No 808 machetes you speak of, Ese. Your cousin gave them to me to settle a debt. If you want them, they won't be cheap.

[Jose]

I have a samurai sword that I use as a machete man. It works much better.



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